Brokeback Barf

Okay, People, I know your all pissed and need a fix of the DCS blog. Sorry I've been so mildly entertaining this week. I think it's because I feel like a big fat Lard @$$. It's depressing..i think.....but then again, I'm not very "in-touch" with my feelings so for all I know I could be the happiest I've ever been in my whole life and not even know it.
Anywho, SOOOO Much has happend this week! I hardley know where to begin! Let's start with Monday. Monday I was no fun. This was a direct result of spending the weekend with the family. All they did was yell at eachother. We went garage sailing, to the arch and to the spaghetti factory and it was just a giant rollercoster of emotion the whole day. The kids talking all at the same time. My brother-n-law being utterly rediculous and demanding respect from everyone, all the while making claims that he coined the phrases "muscle up" and "prego", which resulted in my sister being totally pissed and argumentative all day. SO, from now on, when you know I'm going to be with the family, you can go ahead and assume that I'm going to be a drag the following few days.
Tuesday...Hmm. I can't remember Tuesday. BUT I CAN remember Wedensday!!!!!!!!!!!!! September, 28th...Sexual Harrassment day!!!!!!!! I had been waiting all month!!!!!! Was it everything I hoped it would be? NO!! IT WAS EVEN BETTER!!!!!! A 2 hour meeting for the whole building going over sexual harrassment with a fine tooth comb. We even got to watch a video with reenactments of different Harassment situations. I can't help feeling sorry for those actors when I watch those videos. Poor guys. They probably thought that this was their "BIG BREAK". First, Instructional Videos (Hey, everyone has to pay their dues) THEN I'll make the jump into commercials, THEN I'll land a Soap...and from there, the possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!!!!!