SO, I'm at my parents house and haven't done a thing except eat constantly (curried chicken cassarole!!!!! Jealous Jason???) and play cards with my mom...(a great game called hand in foot). Now we're going to go to the pool which I totally wasn't prepared for, SOOOO you know what that means!!! I'll me wearing one of my mother's swimsuits (from Talbots I'm sure). I hope nobody tries to hit on me!!!! Later we'll be going shopping so I'm sure I'll end up with a bunch of old lady clothes that I let my mother buy me after going 10 rounds on what is "cool" for 25 year olds to wear.
THis is what I predict you guys are all doing right now at 11:45 am on Saturday:
Jason...is still asleep (his mouth is probably hinged wide open whilst he drools all over his pillow and flies circle around the stench)
Chris...is probably mowing someone elses lawn or doing dishes or some other domestic chore
AJ...IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW and poor little Ben is absorbing all of her wrath.
Joe...Is marinating meat for his bar-b-q or cleaning up dishes from his Pancake breakfast (what kind did you make this time JOe???)
Denny..is painting of course and listening to the Grateful Dead (I bet Jason did that last night, if you kow what I mean)
Richard....Richard and Monica will be having breakfast until 2 o'clock
John....is probably watching a foreign news channel bash on the US Hurricane Situation so he can build up his arguments..(he will probably disagree with this)
Andrew...I have no clue what you're doing
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i,m loving the blog. funny stuff. your assesment of my morning was pretty much correct but i do not have flys.
I cut my own grass on Sat. but I did cut my Grandma's today (Monday).
I can't wait to see your new dress code outfits from talbots.
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